Oh god. Oh god.

Oh god.

Jon has talked me into a great many things in my life: Asking Karl Lagerfield at Fashion Week what box number his hair colour is, buying those fake blood capsules to get us out of meetings we didn't want to take (you'd be surprised how many people fail to question a spontaneous stigmata...) and working for this silly paper mag ( Read more... )

I am so tired I just forgot what day it was for a few hours. That might have also been that last smoke we just had...because I'm also not sure if I was just talking to the dog or to Del. Or if there was any noticeable difference. Hm. This weekend has been legendary! Today was a painful one, but has ended in Mystery Science Theater-marathoning and ( Read more... )

Last night's party was incredible, really. Pip is the single most entertaining person to possibly ever live, and smoking, secret flasks and **unicorn hobby horses** are the only way to roll out to a party from here on out. Dixon's house is...big and beige and gorgeous but I felt like I was going to break something in there I'm too clumsy.

Dajve and ( Read more... )

I am tired, but what else is new. HOWEVER, the dog does have a name! So I give to you, Ludwig:

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Thanks for everyone who came out last night, hope you enjoyed yourselves.

I'm in such a funk. It does not suit me the way that pink glitter and sequins do. Probably because I'm sooo over tired - gigs and then work the next morning are grim. The adrenaline's worn off and left me all meh and feeling like a dick because I have no reason to feel low at ( Read more... )

Oh, mates.

Nights like this past Saturday night are why I am ALWAYS going to be SINGLE.

( Tip: Things not to do on a first date. )

I QUIT MY JOB TODAY.

Hold on, lemme say it again in your good ear: I QUIT MY JOB TODAY! :D

( and THEN things got weird. )

I think I went from nomad to normal too quickly. On the way out, I couldn't get out of Hoxditch fast enough. Out of London, out of England; didn't think twice taking advantage of my savings to rent a place on the other side of the world where no one would find me. I have no idea what made me come back. Well, the paycheque at IDM miiiiight have been ( Read more... )